4.08 Wishful Thinking
Wesley: Aren’t you the guys from the Health Department?
Sam: Yeah. And florists on the side.
Dean: Plus FBI. And on Thursdays, we’re teddy bear doctors.
conversation with my 5 year old niece;
me (after waiting an appropriate time for the plunger to do the thing): It’S COFFEE TIME!
her: what does that even mean?
me: THE TIME FOR COFFEE IS NIGH! COFFEE IS UPON US! THE TIME HAS COME TO COFFEE! IT’S COFFEE TIME!
her: that doesn’t make sense. How can it be coffee time?
me: it’s not 1 or 2 o’clock, it’s coffee o’clock
her: that’s not a real thing
me: IT’S COFFEE TIME!
wow what do people even do at 6:36 am i don’t think that’s a real time that exists the clocks are all lying
i tried to get the right balance of coffee between unconscious and like hyperactive, you know, the productive level of coffee
but i’m just sleepy and also too jittery to focus on any school work
can i get a medical cert from tumblr saying i shouldn’t do any work if i get enough reblogs?